So I'm sitting in the smaller of our library's two computer rooms at a computer. In front of me is a large window that gives a view into the larger computer room. Currently a class is in session taking place in the large computer room in which the lecturer is giving a presentation with a title I found to be absolutely hilarious because it is a perfect example of "business speak." Business speak basically means, use superfluous speech composed of almost equievelant words to communicate something that could easily be said another way for the purpose of making it sound alot more complicated. The ultimate goal is to make business people, especially the ones saying or writing the business speak, feel more intelligent, worthwhile, and valuable despite the more likely possibility that they are none of the three and just a guy with a snappy looking suit and a thesarus.

The title of the lecture is "Leveraging Technology to Enhance Your Career Search."

Translation: "Using a computer to get a job"

I celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. because, without him, I wouldn't get Martin Luther King Jr. day off. :P

In other news... what do I wanna be when I grow up?

He got a holiday for himself. What else is there?

Cause he def didn't discover any part of the United States. HEY! Let's celebrate Leif Ericson day. I mean, he kinda discovered Newfoundland and it's kinda close to the United States!

Good idea. Next monday, the 20th of October, is Leif Ericson day. Woo hoo!

I think the debate was pretty much communism vs capitalism. We need to give Biden a little red hat with a hammer and sickle on it.

And I think Biden thought his pen was a gun or something.

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